I just moved to Twinbrook, 39 Sweetwater Loop.
The house has 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom.
And I bought it for only 13,000.
But the only problem is that....
I bought it unfurnished.
Instead of being depressed about not having any furnisher, i decide to visited my neighbors from across from me, Hunter.
Well heading to a the door I notice a man walking from the steps waiting for someone to anwser the door. Instead of visiting the neighbors, I decided to get started on my challenge. I get the man to walk to the side of the hunter household.
I introduce myself, he says that his name is DeAndre Wolf.
I go closer to him and tell him about the challenge, he doesnt find me off-putting.
Actually he seems very happy.
He hugs me and says "yes, ill be your baby's daddy!" while smiling.
We then start making out.
Then we run back to my place, him in the lead.
When we get to the house i remember that i dont have a bed but i do have a shower, so we woohoo in the shower.
He ends up leaving right away.
I bought an easel and started painting right away.
I finish but its not that great.
I buy a cheap bed.
I paint for the next two days and it seems like i didnt get pregnant.
So i called DeAndre Wolf back over.
You know what they say when you dont succeed try, try again.
This time i heard the musical chime.
DeAndre invited me to his house party. I thought to myself that this would be a good chance to scout more candidates for the 100 baby challenge.
First i meet a man named Oliver Greenwood.
then I meet a man named Skeet Bayless.
I also introduced myself a celebrity, Justin Kayes.
All the men seem like good candidates.
... Oh no...
I run as fast as i can to the bathroom.
BARF!
After i was done wiping the barf off my mouth i go down stairs and dance with Oliver Greenwood.
All of a sudden my cellphone rings, I pick up and say"Hello". On the other line is a man."Hello this is the owner of Brunton Boxcar Diner, a friend of mine has one of your paintings and i think its a beautiful piece of art. Can you make me some paintings worth $450, so that i can put it in my diner.
I agree instantly.
I go right home and start on the paintings.
I finish the paintings and bring them to the diner. The owner thanks me and says that the paintings are beautiful.
When i go out of the diner i notice that i have a baby bump.
I go to the park and work on guitar skills.
Then I go to the library and read a pregnancy book.
I go back home and paint another painting.
As you can see ive gotten bigger.
I go back to the park and play the guitar for some tips.
I end up seeing Juan Darer, another celebrity.
He told me that he liked my music.
I invited him to come jam with me.
After jamming with Juan for awhile I decided to go home and paint.
Its a good thing i went home when i did because... Ahh!!!
My water broke.
So i go to the hospital.
and i come out with a cute baby boy.
Colin Breth.
Who is a heavy sleep and artisic, just like me.
I hope that you enjoyed it and Thank you for reading .
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